The Things Kids Say...

I always say I'm going to start a book documenting the hilarious things our children say, so this seems as good a place as any...

Tonight at church during dinner, a man came over to the table where we were sitting and he was laughing hysterically.  He proceeded to tell us he was bending over speaking to someone when he felt a tap on his back and Brian saying, "Excuse me, Sir, but your bottom is in my face."  That boy is a mess!